Is it just me?

Or does this guy really suck at life? His name is Max Hodges, he is a "reporter" for TMZ, and he puts the D in Douche. And he's got "failed modeling career" written all over him. Note the bitter nerd in the background thinking, "Oh you, and your cool surfer looks and your long blonde hair and your front row seat. Vengeance will be mine, Max. Vengeance will be mine."